beyoncefashionstyle:

The most accurate thing you will read today.

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wtny1989:

Favorite quote, loved editing this. taylorswift

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t-r-x-y-e-sivan:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

dashcon 2015 looks a lot better than 2014, can’t wait for next year

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zlasses:

It’s not a tru Zayn smile unless he crinkles his nose up a little has those lil bags under his eyes

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inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

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ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue

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disenchantinqs:

Feeling strangely confident today??? (ps my dog is cute) | instagram

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